My New Job

I got a job singing for the Los Angeles Opera.

I’d never sung that way before. Somehow I knew during my audition to pretend I was yawning while singing. Yawning is a way of not caring about what you’re doing. It’s a physical, “Oh, well.” I wasn’t needy. People love to give you things when you don’t want them.

The thing is I now have to sing opera.