I got a job cooking hamburgers at a restaurant. I like the simplicity of flipping burgers.
I used to be President of Bank of America. I liked the simplicity of the limo ride to work. But the job was stressful and made my hair fall out.
My dog Rexy likes my new job because I bring him home a burger after every shift. My family doesn’t like my new job because we couldn’t afford our mansion and now live in our car.
Last night I had a dream where God said everything has a shiny and smooth side and a dull and scratched side. I asked God if he likes his job. He said it depends on the day.
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