Helping Out in Ways I Can

When I heard an asteroid was passing by the Earth, I got in my rocket ship, took off into space, and caught up with the rapidly traveling rock.

I said, “Hey, where are you going?”

The asteroid said, “I’m hungry. I’m looking for a place to stop and eat. Do you have a place you recommend?”

The thing is, I know of a lot of really great places back on the Earth. But our going there would also destroy them.

So I did the next best thing. I gave the rocket ship an egg salad sandwich my wife had packed for me.