Things Work Out

I visited President Obama at the White House. We had lunch in the Eisenhower Dining Room. It was nice to be waited on. I used to work in food service. I must have served over a thousand people their meal.

I was so enjoying being served that I wasn’t paying attention to what President Obama was saying to me. I heard him clear his throat. I noticed he was waiting for an answer.

I said, “I’m sure you don’t need my advice.”

When I got home, I noticed that Yahoo News featured a story that said President Obama decided to change the name of our country to, “A Bunch of People Living Between Two Oceans.”

The thing is, I would have said, “Great choice!”