One Way or Another

I went outside and was greeted by an amazing rainbow that said, “Ta-dah!.”

I said, “Wow, thanks!”

The rainbow said, “That will be $100.”

I said, “What? I appreciate you’re being here, but it’s not like I ordered you.”

The rainbow said, “Pay up or I’ll collect it from you myself.”

I said, “Seriously, I’m not paying.”

The rainbow turned into a cloud and a lightening bolt came forth and struck the ground in front of me.

I said, “Do you take credit cards?”