New Way Around

I got rid of my car and replaced it with a donkey. It takes longer to get places, but I make sure to leave earlier. I no longer have to buy gasoline. Instead I buy a big bag of carrots for fuel.

Sometimes cars honk at me as they roar by. But I think people are angry that they are in a car. Cars are filled with stale air and there’s a risk of great injury if you are in an accident. My donkey sometimes farts, but since I’m outdoors it’s minimal.

My donkey’s name is Exquivel-X. I pet his head while I ride. This insures that I’m in a good state of mind when I arrive at my destination.