The Easier Solution

This morning I went out to take a dip in the fountain of youth in my backyard and was surprised to see a cow, giraffe, and whale sitting in it. They were laughing, smoking cigars, and splashing each other.

I got angry and yelled at them to get out of the fountain of youth. They invited me in. That sounded easier than the yelling, because even if the whale left, out of guilt I would have ended up giving it a ride to the lake and I’m certain it would have busted the shocks on my car.