Further Insight on the Sun

This morning I flew to Los Angeles in the cargo hold. I travel with my dog, Kipsie, and he gets nervous riding in his doggie travel container up with all the humans. He picks up on their nervousness and throws up. The thing is, so do I.

So I rode with Kipsie down in the cargo hold. I fly JetBlue and they give me a parka to wear because it gets pretty cold at 35,000 feet. I always thought that was weird because I’m so much closer to the Sun. This adds proof to my theory that the Sun is actually made of ice.