Delegating

Sometimes I lay in bed all day. But I get a lot done. That’s because I’m good at delegating.

For instance, yesterday I asked the plant next to my bed to go grocery shopping for me. I gave it some money and a shopping list. Plants are always willing to do what you ask, but the thing is they take a long time.

I’m still waiting for the plant to come back with the food. I’m starting to get hungry and I thought about actually getting up out of bed and going to the store myself. But then I’m afraid of running into the plant at the store and hurting its feelings.