New Roomate!

I got a new roommate. It’s been a while since I’ve had a roommate. I’d gotten so used to living by myself and didn’t want to change.

But I was hiking in the desert a week ago and I crossed paths with an armadillo. It’s name is Chester. We walked together for a while. Chester said he’d always lived in the desert and never in an enclosed living space. I talked about the benefits of a house, like the rain not falling on your head, and a highly reduced chance of being eaten.

Chester got excited and asked if he could live with me. I asked how he would pay rent. Chester said he did a commercial last year for Bingston radial tires and because his expenses are so low he had quite a lot of money in savings.