It Seemed LIke a Good Idea

I had a chessboard made of chocolate. Because I’m hypoglycemic I didn’t eat the pieces and was able to play and finish games. But I couldn’t play someone who loves and can digest chocolate because they would eat the chocolaty pieces. I had to put an ad on Craigslist for hypoglycemic people who love to play chess.

The thing I discovered is, just because a person can’t medically eat something doesn’t mean they won’t want to. So the few games I played were sullen events, because everyone wanted to eat the chocolate King and Queen and their subjects but didn’t because it would have made them feel horrible.