Bible Story Uncovered

Jesus had a dog. It was a St. Bernard named Buggie. They went everywhere together. When Jesus was knocking over the money lenders’ tables, Buggie was right behind him, barking. During the Last Supper, Buggie was under the table eating scraps dropped by the disciples.

The original version of the Bible featured the stories of Jesus and Buggie. But the Catholic church deleted Buggie from the text because they felt that the dog was so lovable that he overshadowed Jesus.