Living and Dying in Simplicity

I got a new place to live. I bought the land and then built on it. It’s in a graveyard. I actually bought a plot. I got a good deal because not many people have been dying lately.

It’s a three story home. It’s the width of a grave. The top floor is my bedroom. The middle has a TV and comfy chair. The first floor has a small fridge, a stove and a table.

It’s very quiet at night. It gets plenty of sunlight because there are no buildings blocking the sun. And there’s plenty of parking.

The great thing is when I die, the cemetary staff will move my body down to the basement.