The Cure

Blistening Pharmaceuticals announced they had come up with a cure for boredom. I went to the drugstore and bought a bottle. I went out to my car and took two pills. I sat in my car and waited.

Eight days went by. I was enthralled. I enjoyed watching the sun rise and fall through my windshield. I really liked the feeling of the driver’s seat. I loved the sound of the wind rising and falling against my car windows and how it occasionally rocked the car. I curiously looked in the glove compartment eleven times. It was great to feel sleep take me over. I was intrigued to see how I would wake up. Sometimes my head would be resting on the steering wheel. Other times I would wake laying down across the passenger seat.