I took a walk in the woods. I came upon a birch tree.
I said, “Hi, how’s it going?”
The birch tree said, “I’m okay. What’s up with you?”
I said, “I’m thinking about starting a paper business. We would make paper from the finest birch trees in the forest. The quality of the parchment would be of the utmost. Are you interested in being a part of this enterprise?”
The birch said, “Sure, that sounds good to me.”
I got out my buzz saw and cut down the birch tree.
I’m noticing how I inspire others with my enthusiasm.
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