Space

I’m writing to you from space. I spent three years building this rocket ship. It successfully launched on Friday. I love it up here! There is so much space. Plus it feels like I have all the time in the world. I just got done speaking with my girlfriend from the ship’s radio. I told her what I just told you. She says I’m crazy. She said I could have these things back on Earth. But I think she just misses me.