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Anti-gravity

Anti-gravity

My gravity wore off and I lifted to the ceiling.

I lay on the ceiling and took a nap.

Napping on the ceiling is more relaxing than on a bed.

First off, when napping on a bed, you can never truly loll because you’re locatable by another person who can wake you up. Second, you can roll off the bed and land on the floor.

But ceiling napping is the upmost in leisure because no one is gonna think to look up to find you.

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Watching the sunset (with God)

Watching the sunset (with God)

I was watching the sunset with God.

I said, “I don’t understand why there is suffering, God. Why is there injustice, disease, and poverty?”

God said, “I wish you were around when I created everything. You could have made a real difference.”

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Fred makes a Freddy!

Fred makes a Freddy!

My friend Fred makes art. He calls them Freddys!

If you would like to own your own Freddy, check this out https://thefredshow.club/freddys-art-by-fred/

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The Split

The Split

I was woken by a rumbling.

I sat up in bed and looked around. A crack appeared in my floor. The room split in two.

The crack spread down and down until the Earth broke into two pieces.

I saw people looking back at my half of the Earth as it moved away from them. I waved. A few people waved back.

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Backed up

Backed up

🥴 I was feeling off. Kind of bloated in the head, mouth, and throat.

Then I realized I hadn’t thought, said, or written anything for a couple of hours. There was a word backup.

So I opened my mouth and jettisoned words non-stop for twenty-five minutes.

When I was done, there was quite a big pile of words on the floor. I swept them up and shifted them into the empty pages of a notebook.

Then I shook up the book and mailed it to my literary agent.