5 things I did today

Five things I did today:

I dug a hole to the center of the Earth. When I got there, I discovered a silver spinning gyroscope on a wooden table. It was the size of monkey’s fist.

I found that blue marble that’s been missing for a week.

I called the doctor who helped deliver me when I was born. I asked her if I was a difficult birth. She said, “Not particularly, but you shielded your eyes and complained about how everything was so bright.”

I helped a worm cross the road. It didn’t say thanks. I said I was upset. The worm apologized and said, “Thank you.”

I looked up at the sky and told the Sun it was doing a good job. The Sun said, “I definitely feel like it’s one of my better days.”