Friday

I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw Friday, drunk and sitting against the wall, drinking from a bottle of Manischewitz wine.

Friday said, “Hey, Brooks, whydoncha’ come and join me?”

I said that I couldn’t because I had things to do.

Friday said, “So doo-whi, but ya dond see me runnin’ round with a cwazy head.”

I said okay, sat down, and took a swig. It was Elderberry and it tasted just like pie!!