Uuugghh Aruoooogh!

I used to be a bear cub. My name was Uuugghh Aruoooogh. I loved roaming around the forest, eating roots, tubers, nuts, and berries of all kinds.

My parents though felt that I was destined for much more, and shaved me and taught me to walk upright. I got pretty good at that, soon left the forest, and tried to make it as Brooks Palmer.

I’ve been doing pretty good, so far. But lately I’ve been thinking of going back on all fours, ditching the body razor, and returning to the woods.

If I do, I hope that you will come visit me, and I will for certain let you rub my tummy!

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