When W. was President, I couldn’t take the stress and developed a butter habit. On one particularly difficult day I ate an entire stick of butter.

During the Obama years, I went to rehab, and within a month I was butter free.

Trump has been in office for three weeks, and this morning, so far, I have eaten 17 sticks of butter, and I’m off to the store to buy a crate of Land O’Lakes.

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