What’s the point?

This morning God and I took a walk across the Salt Flats. I asked why God would invent something flat, the same color, and without trees.

God said, “What’s really bugging you?”

I said that life seems to be without meaning.

God said, “It’s not ‘seems.’ There’s no meaning. I created it that way so you could add your own. Kind of like a doll that comes naked and you add clothing accessories.”

I asked God what meaning I should chose.

God said, “How about the Universe is actually one big mango, and you spend your life trying to eat it all?”

I said I liked that one!