Thus spoke the apple tree

I took a walk along the dirt road. A truck roared by and I was quickly covered by the ensuing dust cloud.

The apple tree off to the side of the road saw me and said, “Oh, my God, the dirt has come to life, and is meaning to do me harm!”

I’ve always felt that of all the fruits, apples are the most reactive.

reactionary apple complaining

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