The Ghost

I was visited by the ghost of myself. I asked how it could be happening since I’m still alive. 

The ghost of me said, “When you’re dead, you can go anywhere in time.” 

I said that I couldn’t wait for that to happen. 

The ghost of me said, “You get used to it pretty quickly.” 

I asked why the visit. 

The ghost of me said, “I wanted to see what all the big deal was about.” 

I said, “And?” 

The ghost of me said, “Not such a big deal.”