Bickers

My pet firefly Bickers said, “I’m tired of lighting up at night because it keeps me from falling asleep.” 

I asked Bickers why would he want to sleep. He only lives two months. That doesn’t leave him much time to get things done. 

Bickers said, “Getting things done is not important to me like it is to you.” 

I got out a thimble from my sewing kit and put it on Bicker’s butt. Bickers was asleep in seconds.