The Boat Ride

God and I sat out on a boat in the middle of the lake.

I said, “God, would you please give me-“

God cut me off and said, “You promised that if we took a ride on the boat you wouldn’t ask me for things!”

I said, “I was going to ask you for a sandwich from the cooler.”

God said, “I’m sorry. I acted harshly. Sure, here you go.”

God handed me a sandwich. I took the sandwich out of the baggie and took a bite.

God said, “How’s your sandwich?”

I said, “It’s okay.”

God said, “What, is something wrong with it?”

I said, “It’s just cheese. There’s no mayo. You know I like mayo.”

God said, “I know.”

I said, “Then why didn’t you add mayo?”

God said, “Sometimes I don’t know why I do things.”

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