God

Late last night I was feeling distressed and called God.

God said, “Yes, what is it?!”

I apologized and asked if God was angry at me. God said, “No, it’s just that I’m in the middle of doing something.”

I said I would call back later.

God said, “Just tell me what it is that you’re calling about?”

I said that I was worried that I was wasting my life.

God paused and said, “You are.”

I asked God what I should do differently.

God said, “Stop letting it be a concern.”

I said okay, hung up, and slept like a baby.

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