In the Pocket

I was out for a walk when I heard a bunch of commotion coming from my pocket. I peaked in my pocket and saw that coins were having an argument.

I asked what was the matter.

The penny said that it was just as valuable as the quarter. The quarter said the penny was delusional. The nickel said the penny and the quarter were disturbing its peace.

I took the coins out of my pocket and gave them to a homeless guy.

The homeless guy said, “What did I ever do to you?”