Woods

I was walking through the woods when I happened upon a grizzly bear, sitting on a log, and eating honey from a bee hive.

I was startled.

The bear said, “Hi, don’t be scared, I’m not going to eat you. Would you like some honey?”

I said, “I’m not scared of you, but I’m allergic to bee stings, and no.”

I could tell the bear’s feelings were hurt. I felt badly and kept walking.

This sucked because I went to the woods to get away from feeling shitty.