A Snack

Last night I woke up to a jaguar standing on my chest. 

I said hi. I guess I wanted to have one nice moment before the end. 

But then the jaguar said it had escaped from the zoo and was hungry and wondered if I had any food it could eat. 

I went to the kitchen and made some scrambled eggs and put them on a plate. The jaguar ate the eggs and thanked me. 

I thanked the jaguar for not eating me. 

The jaguar said, “Oh, I hadn’t thought of that.”

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