Of Course

I picked up a hitchhiking armadillo.

I asked the armadillo where it was heading. The armadillo said it was trying to catch a matinee. I asked what it was going to see. The armadillo said Iron Man 3. I said I hadn’t seen it yet.

There was an awkward silence.

Then we made out.

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