I was out fishing in the lake when I was visited by the ghost of the 14th President of the United States, Franklin Pierce.

The ghost of Pierce said, “While President, during my most stressful and trying periods, I would take a boat out to the lake, and be calmed by its gentle natures.”

I said that I mostly really like fish.

The ghost of Pierce said, “A man must know what he wants so he can refuse what he doesn’t.”

I said that my girlfriend really hates fish. She likes burgers. She tried to get me to eat burgers instead. A few times we almost broke up because of my refusals.

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