My guitar fell apart. I tried gluing it back together. My guitar asked if instead it could be used for kindling. My guitar wanted to experience turning into fire.

I accepted its request and tossed the pieces of guitar into the fireplace. I struck a match and held the flame under the guitar wood. The guitar shouted, “Owwwwww! Owwww! Owwww!”

I said, “Sorry. I’ll get the glue again.”

The guitar said, “Thanks.”

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