Last night aliens landed their spaceship in my backyard. I was excited! I went out to meet and greet.

Three aliens came out of the spaceship and asked to use my restroom. They said the one on their ship was broken. I said okay, brought them into my home, and showed them the bathroom. The first alien went in, while the other two anxiously waited in the hallway.

After a minute, one of the aliens in the hallway knocked on the bathroom door and asked how much longer would it be. The alien in the bathroom got irritated and said just another moment.

A minute later, the first alien came out of the bathroom, while the second one ran in and closed the door. The third alien crossed its legs.

I said it sucked that their restroom was busted. The aliens agreed.

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