I was trying to write a text while driving and drove off the side of a cliff. My car and I blew up on impact.

I arrived in heaven. I was met by an angel. The angel welcomed me and asked if I needed anything. I asked if I could get a cell phone.

The angel got me a cell phone. I finished up the text I had been writing to my friend.  I said that I had been running late, but now it looked like I wouldn’t be coming over after all.

She texted back wanting to know why. 

I texted back that I had driven off a cliff while texting and died.

She texted that I should have been more careful.

I wondered why we were friends.

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