A LIttle Generosity

A few months back, I won the lottery and bought Niagara Falls. I had the water diverted so it was just a cliff. I had a house built that looked out over the cliff.

Yesterday I was drinking a glass of water on the porch and the water said, “Hey, I remember this place. I once flowed over these cliffs. Can you pour me over the edge for old time’s sake?” I stood at the edge of the cliff and dumped out the water. The water yelled, “Geronimo!”