To Each Their Own

I own a Steinway piano. I don’t play it though. I like how it looks. The shiny wood and the keys and the Groucho Marx framed photo sitting on the piano excite me.

My dog Rexy plays the piano. Today she played Mendelssohn. I don’t know this composer. Rexy had to tell me. She can play over 500 songs from a multitude of composers, including a pawful of her own compositions. This excites her.