I went swimming in the ruins of the Titanic with my goldfish Jasper. We came upon a skeleton dressed in a tux standing at the bar.

I asked, “What are you drinking?”

The skeleton said, “Vodka tonic.”

Jasper said, “Your glass is filled with sea water.”

The skeleton took a drink and said, “By golly, you’re right!”

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