In the End it Will Probably Be Okay

President Obama invited me to the White House for the Holidays. In some ways it’s relaxing because all my meals are cooked for me. I get to hang out with the Obamas and play games and watch movies with them.

At the same time President Obama keeps asking me questions about affairs of state. I don’t follow the news but he still wants to know.

This morning I suggested everyone in the United States gets dressed up in costumes and travels to Pakistan and tells the Pakistanis that we are the ministers of mirth. Obama went ahead and had his staff order 200 million costumes and set up the plane reservations.

I think it will be kind of nice to have our country empty for a weekend. Sometimes places just need to get aired out.

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