On Second Thought

I was taking a stroll across the desert when the Sun said to me, “Do you think I shine well?”

I said, “Of course…What’s going on?”

The Sun said, “I think I’m doing a crappy job.”

I said, “That’s because you’re always working. You have no contrast. You need a vacation.”

Suddenly the world was plunged in darkness. The temperature dropped 100 degrees. I felt the blood in my veins heading towards ice.

I thought, “I need to be less encouraging.”