Upon Returning

My dog Rexy had enough of me and got in the rocket ship and took off into space.

Three weeks had passed when Rexy returned.

I said, “How was your trip?”

Rexy said, “It was okay.”

I said, “Did you miss me?

Rexy said, “No.”

I said, “Do you want to go for a walk?”

Rexy said, “Oh my god, yes!!”