My lungs were tired. So I took my lungs out and set them hanging on a tree so they could get a chance to air out.

A pelican came by, took my lungs, and flew away. I couldn’t say anything because I wasn’t wearing my lungs.

I sat and did nothing until I realized I could substitute my lungs with my vacuum cleaner. I’m now getting more oxygen than ever!

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