I was bored and caught a flight to Israel. I took a cab into Jerusalem City. I went into a McDonald’s for lunch. I got a Big Mac.

The ghost of Moses came in and sat down next to me. Moses asked how was the burger. I said it was delicious. I told him I knew it wasn’t good for me, but I can’t help eating meat that tastes like candy

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