I was flying my plane when I caught up to a mallard flying south.

I opened the plane’s window and said, “Where’s the rest of your group?”

The mallard said, “I slept in and they left without me.”

I said, “Would you like a ride?”

The mallard said yes. I put the plane on auto-pilot and opened the plane’s door. The mallard flew in.

The mallard sat next to me in the cockpit. The mallard looked out the window.

The mallard said, “This is a pretty nice view. I never get a chance to notice because I’m usually so busy flapping my wings.”

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