It’s So Nice We Had This Time Together

This morning I had breakfast with Carol Burnett. I’m a big fan. I used to watch her TV show when I was a kid.

I said, “What do you dream about?”

Carol Burnett said, “Last night I dreamnt I was crossing the country by foot with Jimmy Stewart. We don’t say much. Mostly it was nice to have the company. How about you?”

I said, “I had this dream where I was the Earth, and I was tired and bored of orbiting around the Sun, so I left and went wandering around the solar system. Eventually I found a nice place to park. After a few minutes I got depressed when I realized that I felt no different.”

Carol looked off.

I said, “Is everything okay?”

Carol said, “I was trying to remember why I agreed to have breakfast with you.”

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