Frets

I woke up this morning, fretting.

“Will I be charged for the portions of the day I don’t use?”

“How can I be certain that this is a certified Monday?”

“It’s so late in the morning that I’m not sure if I should eat breakfast or lunch.”

“I feel guilty with the thoughts of leaving a bed that cost me a great deal of money.”

My dog Rexy said, “I feel old just being in the proximity of your thoughts.”