Secret Revealed

I eat candy slowly. I like to take my time. I have a piece of peppermint candy in my mouth that I’ve been sucking on for two years. It’s between my upper jaw and my cheek. It’s kind of like a room deodorizer. It’s flavor is always wafting through my mouth.

My girlfriend wonders how come my breath is always fresh. I don’t want to explain the constant candy. People like to believe things are magic. They don’t want to see what’s behind the scenes.

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