Glacier

There’s a glacier in my backyard. I like it better than trees because it’s ideal for sledding.

My wife yelled at me for buying a house with a glacier. She pointed out the eventual devastation. But then she felt better when I had a scientist come over and explain that wouldn’t be for another 7,000 years.

I love watching my dog, Pheiser, run onto the glacier and slide like crazy. I put a video of his antics on youtube. I wish I could be like Pheiser and just enjoy things without trying to preserve them.