Falls in My Lap

I slept till 2 today. The thing is, I had a job interview at 10 am. It was my second interview at Bank of America. I applied to be president of the bank. I filled out the application on a whim. I was certain I wouldn’t get the job. It was fun to pretend. I was stunned when I was called by B of A. I showed up to the interview in shorts and a t-shirt. Then I was doubly stunned by the call back.

When I went to bed last night I decided not to set my alarm. I thought, “If I wake up in time, I’ll go to the interview.” Wait, I have a text, let me check it…It says, “We’re sorry that you couldn’t make the interview…if you’re interested we would like to offer you the job.” Wow, I’m so glad I didn’t go to the interview.

I think I’ll take the job. It pays five million dollars a year plus bonuses. I’ve never had that much money. I think it would be an interesting experience to be that loaded. The thing is, I don’t plan on getting a bank account with B of A. I’ve heard their tellers aren’t very friendly. If I happen to change their hiring of tellers policy and things get better, then I might reconsider.

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