Difficult

The moonlight lit up my bedroom. It was keeping me from falling asleep. I got out of bed, stuck my head out the window and yelled up at the Moon, “Hey!”

The Moon woke up. It said, “What? Huh?!”

I pointed to the light. I said, “Can you keep it down, you’re keeping me awake.”

The Moon said, “Thanks, now I can’t sleep.”

I laid back in bed. I felt guilty. Damn, it’s hard to stand up for yourself.